Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Fine dining~




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Today's menu :

Gossiping about some dead roach

Dessert :

Trolling someone else

**Comes with complementary tissues to wipe ur mouths after all that gossips**

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PROFESSIONAL EXAMINATION TO BECOME BITCH PRO
(12M maximum)


Time : 6.00AM - 9.00PM

Venue : Anywhere

Examiner : Lee Ah Cow

Section A


Questions :

1)Describe the above graph (1M)

Titled,The art of bitching. It is essentially a Annoyance vs Gossip graph.

2)Explain what happens during the 1st part of the graph (6M)

During the 1st half of the graph,the level of annoyance increases as the gossips continue. It is postulated that this is due to the fact that the gossips are aimed at a specific individual. Hence as a group of people keep gossiping,they will get more and more annoyed as time passes. The annoyance will eventually peak and that is when the bitchness and gossip level of everyone is at max. There won't be anymore annoyance as all the annoy receptors have been saturated.
As time passes and more gossips flow in,those that gossip will eventually get tired and sick of gossiping. That is when the level of annoyance falls and people get sick and tired of gossiping.

3)Explain the 2nd half of the graph and why the curve is inversed? Give 2 reasons why the curve is inversed. (4M)

As time passes and more gossips continue to pour in,now the annoyance level is reflected and inversed. The people that gossip become annoyed and the person gossiped is now totally immune to it. 2 reasons why the curve of annoyance is inversed : A person has heard enough and is annoyed (No new info is flowing in,the same ol' gossip is flowing around and coming in and out to the extent that it is being mentioned at a person's leisure). And also due to the fact that some people had enough and are already all cooled down but the one gossiping enraged him again.

4)Conclude the graph (1M)

As gossiping prolongs,the level of annoyance will peak and eventually only the person gossiping feels it. The one being gossiped is totally immune to it.

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Gossiping is fine..
We do it sometimes subconsciously..
But once that peak is over

And a person's inner peace is restored

Pls..don't throw any new ember into the pit of hatred and anger

Don't start another wild fire

I've seen him cool down and laugh with us

Then came a random charcoal u tossed that started a whole new flame war..

It may have started..may not,who knows?

The peak of that issue is over,let it die

Nothing new to discover,we all know whats she like

Let it die.


Puta madre


Till then,




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