Bag full o' goodies

Right,so I have lots of random things to blog *bitch* about.

First of all,I'm not ranting. Just giving my opinion.

For more info on bitching please refer to this post. Thank you. :)

So anyways yeah,got lots of random topics..

1st up..

*Spoiler alert,skip to Part II if u have yet to watch TF3 DoTM*

Transformers : Dark of the Moon

Seen it twice,1st time was normal screen
The 2nd time being in 3D yesterday.

Animation and CG effects were awesome.
The transforming in slow-mo,Bumblebee catching a screaming Sam and transforming in the process. Yadayadayada.. U know the 'stuff'. I need not elaborate,it is a ROBOT movie after all.
This part here,ain't lacking one bit.

Storyline
Utter BULLCRAP.
Incoherent plot. Bits and pieces here n there that still do not matter to the plot. Here's an example :

Instead of focusing on Sam's new girl walking up the staircase half clothed with a bunny,how about YOU(Michael Bay) tell us why Mudflap and Skids *the autobot twins from RoTF* were absent?

The details were filled in,in the novelisation of DoTM. In the comic adaptation,both were killed right after Ironhide when Sentinel betrayed.

Key points like these were absent,don't get me started on missing Autobots (Jolt,the blue Autobot that electrify Optimus as he receives Jetfire's parts as upgrade) died when Shockwave invaded Nest H.Q

Bay could've cut the crap and fill it in with more essential scenes crucial to help make the movie more fluid. I don't care what you think BUT I find Sam's mom nagging bout relationship and chasing after some WORLD CLASS HOTTY annoying when fact is that Sentinel just ran off with some top secret Autobot technology and has already begun plotting to destroy the world.

Mr.Seymour Simmons (former Sector 7 agent from the 1st movie) flies off his car being tossed by one of the Decepticons,lands on tar road on his back and MIRACULOUSLY survives with only a broken leg. Shudn't he be vegetable or sumthin'?

Acting
Sam's acting was ok,except it kinda gets irritating when he keeps screaming and screaming and screaming and screaming and screaming and screaming and screaming and screaming and screaming and screaming and screaming and screaming and screaming and SCREAMING over and over again.
His portrayal of Sam Witwicky while admirable from a certain viewpoint lost its shine midway through the show (note,the part where he drove his car to the Department of health and the guards there deny him entry.He screams all the way when the car is being jacked up,catches his breath and screams again.) The screaming there was absolutely amateurish in portrayal of a hero,who never flinch or shivered one bit when seeing an Alien robot but screams like a little girl when his car is being jacked up. The screaming doesn't end,it continues with SHOOT'EMBUMBAHBEESHOOT'EMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
Screaming aside,the rest of the scenes were pretty decent.

Carly Spencer(Sam's new gf)
She can't act. The end.
And I find her Brit accent a tad annoying.
LUUUUUKE GAIS!
(Look guys).
Seriously,it sounded like that when she said : Look guys.
Her scene with Megatron brought his badassery level down to nothin' more than a mere vegetable pussyhead.
"ur nothin' more than sentinel prime's bitch" <= Whoever that wrote this script line should be fired.

The final verdict :
I'd wait for it to come out on local TV than watch it on the big screen and come out all meh and disappointed. lol.
*I.M.H.O In my Humble Opinion*
(2.5-3)/6 (barely passable only becuz the robot fight scenes were good.)

This would've been an ideal ending :

Wheeljack(Named as "Q" in the movie,a clear reference to the Q from J.Bond)
Why the heck does an Autobot with such an awesome name need to be renamed as sumthin' parodied from a J.Bond movie? I thought Autobots all had SPECIAL names for a reason..

Mirage(named as Dino in the movie)
More scenes of him in the comic,he's called Mirage for a reason..
He can cloak and take out Decepticons smoothly like a ninja.

One of the dumbest scenes in the movie *I couldn't find a real pic from the movie so I drew*
Optimus offers Sentinel Prime the Matrix of Leadership right after his revival..
but Sentinel Prime DOESN'T TAKE IT?! WTF..
He could've trashed Optimus and did watever he wanted if he took it.

Certified villain. Nuff said.

She can't act for nuts.

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Right,all jokes aside. Lets get down to something more serious here on local soils

BERSIH 2.0
(even typing it out makes me shiver.)

Well I'm not talking bout anything here. I don't pick sides *though I'm more biased towards the power of the people rather than the Gov.*

Anyways I'm more focused *and concern* bout this little picture down here :

W.T.F?!

Is that..

photoshop I'm seeing?

No seriously,if u asked me I think I'm calling this picture FAKE n GAY.

Mr.Editor here probably just cut out some random looking Al-bombadier la Tabutt and pasted it there. Look at the effects of the smoke and check out that awesome clear shadow effect on the terrorist. Clearly fake. and. gay. Awesome man,perhaps its time to fire the fella thats been doing all ur photo editing and GET A REAL PHOTOGRAPHER WHO TAKES PICTURES AND ONLY PORTRAY THE TRUTH. Great job man,now everyone knows the news and photos u took might have been tampered without knowledge.

Photo comes from here.


and of course,

I just had to do this :

Its getting late,so yeah kinda sleepy.

Not feeling well,throat all sore from yelling

I'll see y'all pansies around sometime soon


Till then,

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