Bam.

Someone actually said I lost weight :O

Ehehehe, my plan is working *evil laughter*

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Now hiring :

Must be :

Female 
(No thai transgender pls)

Age between 20- 22

Asian with a mildly fair complex
(^i don't even know what that means)

BMI within Normal range 

(google it if you don't know whats the range)

If you are all of the above^
Then send your resume to me at blablabla@hotmail.com

:D
 

Extra points for girls with a bob cut hairstyle,

'cuz they are cute

To top it off, YOU get instantly hired IF :

 you wear a hairband 

or 

a ginormous ribbon on your head

because then you'd be too damn cute to resist.

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I kid lawl,

no seriously.. I'm kidding.